At 8am on Friday August 1981 the phone rang at Ripon police station.
A voice announced police would find “a decomposed body among the willow herbs” at a particular grid reference close to Sutton Bank top. The caller refused to give a name “for reasons of national security” and hung up.
Police attended the scene and, at popular picnic site, found the bones of a naked woman in a large patch of Rosebay Willow, in a case that became known as “the nude in the nettles”.
Even though it wasn’t nettles.
We know she wore pink Max Factor Nail Varnish. We know she might have had some yoghurt prior to her death. We’ve even got a good idea what she looked like. But to this day, we don’t know how she died, how she got there, or even who she was.
We also take a look back at 1981, when simply everyone was trying to assassinate world leaders! Along the way: Riots! Royal Weddings! Motorway pile-ups involving Eurovision winners! The disadvantages of owning a Delorean! Harrison Ford suddenly turning up in North Shields! The best joke ever told in the history of this podcast!
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If you know anything all about this case, please call the North Yorkshire Cold Case Review Unit on 01609 643292 or email at ColdCaseReviewUnit@northyorkshire.pnn.police.uk. Let’s hope if nothing else that one day this woman gets her name back.
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